Please consider the following so as to make our time as enjoyable as possible:

Please be appopriate in all communication with me.  I am, first and foremost, a lady and suggestive or crude remarks and/or requests will result in loss of any further dialogue.

I sincerely appreciate meeting a gentleman.  Uncleanliness, unsafe and/or rude behavior will be grounds for termination of our time together with no refund.

Just as I take pride in my appearance, I ask you do the same.  Please be freshly showered and groomed.  My in-call accommodations have facilities available for you to freshen up should your travels prevent you from doing so prior to our engagement. 

I allow a 15 minute grace period for late arrivals with the understanding that sometimes "life happens".  However, please be conscientious about your arrival, as any additional tardiness will count toward your reserved engagement time.